Zombies Take Over Sears.com

Sears has launched Zombies today – their “Zombie Days Sale – Deals For The Living Dead”!

Mousing-over the not to terribly scary “Zombie Days Sale” image leads to a sudden zombie attack! And a question – “Are You Human Or Zombie”?

Delving deeper into the site, we selected “human”, leading to a message – “Human For Now | Zombies Forever” – the site goes deeper… with more choices, tips for zombie fashions, for human survival, even a special product suggestion for surviving the apocalypse.

Clicking on the “chat with a zombie” feature, we found ourselves in a thought provoking conversation with the undead. It went like this:

> Zombie: gragh rabbah mrh?

You: Hey, this is CP, are you for real?

> Zombie: gah hab maggab

You: Can you spit the human out of your mouth and say that again?

> Zombie: gah hab sears.com maggab

You: Got it!

> Zombie: brainz! brainz! brainz!

It’s unknown how long the zombie spoof will remain on Sears’ website. There is a link provided to “See Today’s Real Deal”. As part of the Zombie Sale, Sears.com is offering 5% to 15% off a variety of items, online only.

Consumer Expert Jimmy Borough

Jimmy is an assistant editor and a writer here at News For Shoppers. He has more than two decades of experience in the shopping industry, having worked in sales and marketing in both the technology and fashion industries.