Sears has launched Zombies today – their “Zombie Days Sale – Deals For The Living Dead”!

Mousing-over the not to terribly scary “Zombie Days Sale” image leads to a sudden zombie attack! And a question – “Are You Human Or Zombie”?

Delving deeper into the site, we selected “human”, leading to a message – “Human For Now | Zombies Forever” – the site goes deeper… with more choices, tips for zombie fashions, for human survival, even a special product suggestion for surviving the apocalypse.

Clicking on the “chat with a zombie” feature, we found ourselves in a thought provoking conversation with the undead. It went like this:

> Zombie: gragh rabbah mrh?

You: Hey, this is CP, are you for real?

> Zombie: gah hab maggab

You: Can you spit the human out of your mouth and say that again?

> Zombie: gah hab sears.com maggab

You: Got it!

> Zombie: brainz! brainz! brainz!

It’s unknown how long the zombie spoof will remain on Sears’ website. There is a link provided to “See Today’s Real Deal”. As part of the Zombie Sale, Sears.com is offering 5% to 15% off a variety of items, online only.