So much happened tonight. This episode of Game of Thrones gave us a lot. My mind was going a mile a minute.
So here are 60 random thoughts I had while watching Episode 7, The Broken Man:
• I swear their recaps are a time stealer and so unnecessary.
• Who’s this preacher guy?
• Uggh, not another fanatic.
• Oh no wait, he’s pretty cool.
• Holy Crap, The Hound is alive!
• Yay? Not Yay? I don’t know how I feel about this.
• Is Margaery still putting on this on this act?
• Maybe it’s not an act.
• So Margaery and Tommen aren’t knockin boots? He’s twelve and an idiot, so I can’t be mad at that.
• So the High Sparrow thinks a women’s desire isn’t necessary in the marital bed, only her patience?
• Good thing he’s celibate.
• Did he just threaten the Queen of Thorns? Bad Form.
• Jon has a man bun. I can’t concentrate.
• These wildlings don’t want to fight for Jon after he saved their cold behinds and died because of it.
• How can they refuse him? Look at his hair!
• Wun Wun says Snow. I guess we know where he stands.
• Are these his first lines?
Margaery slips a clue to Lady Olenne
• Okay, so Margaery hasn’t totally turned into a Stepford Wife. Thank the Seven!
• What’s that picture mean? A rose? Highgarden? Thorns?
• Why is she writing in hieroglyphics, use your words dammit!
• Lady Tyrell just read Cersei for filth, I almost feel sorry for her.
• She’s like not only can you not sit with us, you can’t sit with anyone.
• Jaime and Bronn’s bromance is life.
• They are like Thelma and Louise.
• The idiot Freys have Edmure in a noose outside of Riverrun.
• Who is Edmure again?
• I kinda don’t care.
• Apparently the Blackfish doesn’t care either, I like him.
• Jaime wants to kick it with the Blackfish
• The Blackfish is clear on the fact that he gives no damns. Insert fist pump here.
The Blackfish is not here for a parlay.
• So Sansa and Jon and his bun are going door to door begging for support.
• Hmm, I knew they would question Jon’s “Starkness”, I wasn’t prepared for qualms about Sansa’s.
• Little lady Mormont is an absolute beast and my #WCW and it’s only Sunday.
• Ser Davos is great at the earnest and plain-spoken speech.
• He wasted that dope speech on 62 men.
• These three goons look like trouble.
• The hound still knows trouble when he sees it, he’s probably gonna hack them all to death with that ax.
• The other Northern neighbors aren’t as nice as the Mormonts, they are like Nah, we’re good.
• I feel something bad brewing between Jon and Sansa.
• So she’s gonna write to Littlefinger, the creep that’s betrayed her over and over? I hope not.
• Bad Mojo.
• Theon and Yara are in a whorehouse, Theon’s favorite theme park.
• It’s not his favorite theme park anymore, sad face.
• This is kinda torture for him, what creep invited him here.
• Yara is playing some kinda weird drinking game with Theon. I don’t get it.
• Everybody wants to run to Danaerys for help. I don’t see why she needs them now.
• Arya is a stone cold negotiator, and she’s finally going home!
• I wonder where she got all those coins?
• That soldier statue reminds of the foot statue in Lost.
• Wait, no, what the hell?
• No. No, Hell No!
• Why? Why can’t we have nice things?
• Whew she’s not dead.
• But she’s not okay either.
• Why am I holding my stomach? I wasn’t stabbed.
• Back to the Hound, what the heck are they even building?
• Uh oh those guys are back, I knew it.
• Well jeez Louise, one scream and they are all dead already? Even the nice preacher man, damn.
• That was ridiculously quick.
• Uh oh, they messed with the wrong dog today.
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